Funny Bones

On this Halloween day, I'd like to share with you an outfit that could wake the dead and also one of my favorite Alvin Schwartz scary stories. Happy Halloween!

There was once a middle aged man and he was out visiting his Grandmother. She was some distance away and as he was driving home it began to storm. The lightning was terrible and the wind was blowing his small car all over the road. So he decided to find a place to stay for the night. He was on an old country road and there were no hotels to be seen. Finally he came to an old abandoned church. Now it didn't look very inviting but it had begun to hail so he pulled over and ran inside. He sat down and soon fell asleep. He woke after a while and saw a black cat sitting watching him. The cat started to purr, so thought it was a nice cat and went back to sleep. He woke a while later and another black cat had joined, except this one was as big as a wolf. The big cat turned to the little one and said "Should we kill him now?" "No" the little one replied "We should wait for Henry". But the man thought he was dreaming so he went back to sleep. He awoke soon after that and this time there was a black cat that was as big as a tiger. The largest cat turned to the smaller two and said "Should we do it now?" and the littlest one replied "No, we must wait for Henry". Then the man got up and ran to the window and jumped out, screaming as he ran "When Henry comes tell him I couldn't wait!"

 Outfit details - Striped top, $2 (thrifted, Willow Bay brand) - Jacket, $5 (thrifted, RuffHewn brand) - Skull scarf, $1 (eBay here) - Gray boots, $30 (Payless.com here) - Ring and jeggings, from Dani (jeggings are Old Navy brand)- Lipstick, Viva Glam 1 A71 by M.A.C.