Haha! I do have quite an imagination, but luckily, this event never occurred. I decked myself out in nautical gear for this months, Everybody, Everywear. (I'm just getting my post in early)
I sooo wish I had an actual boat to take pictures on, but a deck will do for now.
Outfit details - Shorts, $1 (thrifted) - Striped tank, $3 (thrifted) - Boat shoes, $5 (Wal-Mart long ago) - Necklace, gift - Sunglasses, $1 (Dollar Store)